Your Chocolate has the following message for you:
Dear Jade,
We, your chocolate candies, are writing this impassioned plea for your help! It has been several days since your birthday and we are longing to be with you. All we wish is that you let us be a part of your life, so that you may enjoy us. We taste delicious and give you that warm, comfortable feeling that can only be had through our sweet moments together.
Have you forgotten about us? It’s so lonely here without you, we are starting to feel abandoned and that you don’t really care about us. The other day we almost we almost considered going home with a stranger just to feel needed. We didn’t, though, we remain faithful to you. But we are scared. I think the person keeping us may have nefarious plans. We’re hoping he didn’t read this message that we slipped out to you very well so we could beg you to save us! Please help!
-Your chocolate
Sinister plans, indeed! This is the fate that awaits them: *muhahahaha*
That’s right, I’m going to melt them and dump a kid in there. Gross. It’s your move, Johansen.
