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In a legislative move Congress has decided to initiate a ban on trucks larger than parking spaces. Results to the bill seem positive, as almost everyone in this country seems to have been slighted in some way to find a truck parked next to their vehicle so large that it is impossible to open the […]

Scientists are at it again, searching for ways to read the human mind. The latest study has proven that using MRI technology memories of location are stored in specific patterns so that each location activates a different pattern of brain cells. By reading patterns scientists can recall what location you are currently remembering. This is […]

What Women Want

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A recent study aimed at women in long term relationships with men wanted to answer a simple question: “What physical improvements would you like to see in your man?” The creator of the study wanted to see if there were certain features of a man that would make women happier if those improvements were made. […]

We all knew the day would come when you could open a Google search window and type in “where are my keys?” and a map of your house would appear with step by step directions of how to get to them. The day is soon approaching, as Google is taking a step toward the omnipresent […]

Dice and Vice

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Reports are coming in that while the economy seems to continue on its downward trend, a few industries are seeing a rise in activity. Those industries? The vices of a country seeking distraction. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, it seems when our country is stressed the most, it breaks out the good bad stuff. You […]

Food is bad

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Recent studies have shown that eating certain foods can be bad for your health. The study started by analyzing the different effects foods can have on the body. Immediately discovered was the fact that eating rocks, while high in minerals, is bad for the teeth and could cause digestive complications. Similar tests found that glass […]