A recent study aimed at women in long term relationships with men wanted to answer a simple question: “What physical improvements would you like to see in your man?” The creator of the study wanted to see if there were certain features of a man that would make women happier if those improvements were made. Originally the study was to be focused on general improvements in all areas, but it was soon realized that there would be no amount of paper available in the world to record the results. Narrowing the category was a delicate process, as most men find their physique an area of great sensitivity.

The results were astounding. What do women want most from their men? Greater finger dexterity. Complaints on the subject had a large range, but most focused primarily on the ability to perform certain tasks. Among the list were typing, reaching things that had fallen behind desks, penmanship, removing splinters from other people, and at the top of the list, tying bows in hair. So you heard it here men, want to make your lady happy? Break out the finger exercises and make those puppies dance!